10 reasons NOT to buy the shake weight

- It vibrates.
- It’s battery operated.
- It doesn’t require you to move.
- It’s used by women with poor fashion sense.
- Dynamic Enertia…seriously?
- It’s backed by scientific studies from an unnamed "prestigious" university.
- It costs $20 which is $20 more than it’s worth.
- You will look ridiculous using it.
- You could just as easily repurpose a vibrator.
- Michelle Obama does not use it.
I have to admit, I really enjoyed watching this infomercial.
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