10 reasons NOT to buy the shake weight

1. It vibrates.
2. It’s battery operated.
3. It doesn’t require you to move.
4. It’s used by women with poor fashion sense.
5. Dynamic Enertia…seriously?
6. It’s backed by scientific studies from an unnamed "prestigious" university.
7. It costs $20 which is $20 more than it’s worth.
8. You will look ridiculous using it.
9. You could just as easily repurpose a vibrator.
10. Michelle Obama does not use it.

I have to admit, I really enjoyed watching this infomercial.

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