HERE IT IS!!!

Head to Governor's Island for Lululemon's Escape to Yoga Island event. It's free and your chance to experience FREE yoga with some of our city's best and most well known yoga instructors.

Here's the official Facebook event page for Escape to Yoga Island - which might provide more background and details.

If you've never been to Governor's Island before (like me, tsk tsk) this is a great excuse to get your butt out there for some sun'ercise. Like that? Now I'm inventing words. That's what happens when you go on vacation. Your mind gets stimulated with all kinds of new ideas (...of which only some are good, lol). Make sure to take a towel, sunblock, a mat and lots of water. It promises to be a fantastic event and kudos to Lululemon for making it FREE! Wallets need vacations too.

Listen to your music TANGLE FREE from the drawstrings of this hoodie!

If Kat Von D and Amy Winehouse went to the gym together...

Kat would be clear-minded from lots of yoga and find herself a real man. Perhaps a CrossFit hottie.

Amy would be so hooked on her natural endorphins she'd be the last to leave the gym.

Obviously there's no chance of this ever happening due to Amy's untimely passing, but that doesn't mean a girl like myself can't be inspired by the thought of it. Kat and Amy have always gone against the grain with their fashion and lifestyle choices. I admire their strength and radiance, and believe they would've made great workout partners.

Can you imagine what they'd wear to the gym? Let's take a look.

Below are some tatoo-bearing shots of Kat Von D looking very fitness-y. Much like Lady Gaga, her activewear picks look cool but don't guarantee comfort for high performance.

Here's how I'd make Kat Von D's get-up a bit more gym-friendly and moisture...

Saucony's spanking new Hattori sneaker ($80) is their lightest shoe yet (3.8oz). It wears like a mitten to give your toes room to do what they naturally want to do, like arching and gripping. The Hattori sole is designed for impact cushioning but I'm mostly sold on the futuristic design. These running shoes will definitely earn you lots of double-takes on the run path.

Fly through your practice with an origami crane entourage.

This yoga mat marks the spot for flowing through cat and cow poses.